Meme Trash

I do this meme every time I see it in my inbox rip
randomizer here

0. This Pokemon is you:

I am a smol fairy that stays upon my flower forever

1. This Pokémon is your best friend:

[[clique plays in the background]]

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:

I come to you with an idea for more synthesis in the work environment

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:

project on photosynthesis im gonna ace all the plant shit

4. This Pokémon is looking for every possible way to murder you:

probably because they know i can kick their ass

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:

Im just gonna start calling her mom bc look how cute

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:

how? but also good

7. This Pokémon is your ex:

relateable

8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment:

i dont want yer hugs cacnea get outta my life

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:

good

10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:

fuck you carbink you rock fuck

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:

why
luxio what are you doing in bed? why are you inviting your electric friends

12. This Pokémon punched your mom:

why

13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:

just because no shoes fit you doesnt mean you can have mine
my feet are much smaller than yours anyway so away w u

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:

probably
im a dragon slayer

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:

nice

16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:

if theyre horror stories then theyre fired

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:

??????

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:

fear

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:

accurate
i love birds and braivery is a neat bird anyway
dont tell luxio

20.  This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

i keep chickens in the basement 

21. This Pokémon is hunting you in an alternate universe:

ok . . ...... .why

22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:

but i slay dragons? did they realize the error of their typing?

23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:

aw ok atv ill help hold your pen for you 

24. This Pokémon is the first you wild encounter:

i probably thought it was a bush or something
there were probably shrieks of undisguised terror

25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:

h.. ..how

26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:

death by overheating due to cuddles, probs

27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:

stealing my leaf hats .. the nerve of some worms

28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:

he uses it to buy rocks
he's a rock lover.

29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:

ok

30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:

[[houndoom was too busy chasing his tail to tag anyone. do it if you like!]]