I do this meme every time I see it in my inbox rip
randomizer
here0. This Pokemon is you:I am a smol fairy that stays upon my flower forever
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
[[clique plays in the background]]2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
I come to you with an idea for more synthesis in the work environment
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
project on photosynthesis im gonna ace all the plant shit
4. This Pokémon is looking for every possible way to murder you:probably because they know i can kick their ass
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:Im just gonna start calling her mom bc look how cute
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:how? but also good
7. This Pokémon is your ex:relateable
8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment:i dont want yer hugs cacnea get outta my life
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:good
10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:fuck you carbink you rock fuck
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:why
luxio what are you doing in bed? why are you inviting your electric friends
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:why
13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:just because no shoes fit you doesnt mean you can have mine
my feet are much smaller than yours anyway so away w u
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:probably
im a dragon slayer
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:nice16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:if theyre horror stories then theyre fired
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:??????
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:fear
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:accurate
i love birds and braivery is a neat bird anyway
dont tell luxio
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:i keep chickens in the basement
21. This Pokémon is hunting you in an alternate universe:ok . . ...... .why
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:but i slay dragons? did they realize the error of their typing?
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:aw ok atv ill help hold your pen for you
24. This Pokémon is the first you wild encounter:
i probably thought it was a bush or something
there were probably shrieks of undisguised terror
25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:h.. ..how
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
death by overheating due to cuddles, probs
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
stealing my leaf hats .. the nerve of some worms
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:he uses it to buy rocks
he's a rock lover.
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:ok
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
[[houndoom was too busy chasing his tail to tag anyone. do it if you like!]]